Allow me to introduce a professional thief,

"Chances are you'll never pick this slick little guy out of a crowd, but many over the years have come to regard him as a formidable giant. Quick as a laser and silent as a moon beam, he can pick any lock in your office. Once inside, his winsome ways will captivate your attentions. You'll treat him like your closest friend, ah... but watch out. He will strip you without a blink of remorse.

Master of clever logic that he is. When others call his character into question, you'll find yourself not only believing in him, but actually quoting and defending him. Too late, you'll see through his ruse and give him credit as being the shrewdest of all thieves. Some never come to such realization at all. They stroll to their graves arm-in-arm with the very robber who has stolen away their lives.

Like a pack rat, he makes off with priceless valuables, leaving behind cheap substitutions in their place along with embarrassment and guilt on the heads of those who were robbed.

And if smart enough, He steals your life!"

What is his name?

(the answer will be shown at 9:00 PM, EST. tonight).